As I wandered outOn the streets of MiamiI said to meinselfThis is some fancy townI called up mein partnerAnd said, Hello, SammyGo pack up your satchelAnd mosey on downI got me a bunkIn the old Roney PlazaWith breakfast and dinnerIncluded of courseI caught 40 winksOn mein private piazzaThen I rented a pintoFrom Hertz Rent-a-HorseHe rented a pinto from Hertz Rent-a-HorseMy partner flew downOn a non-scheduled airlineYou never did seeSuch a pale-looking manI recognized himFrom his receding hairlineHe recognized meFrom mein beautiful tanTwas then that I heardFighting words from mein partnerHe said, Marvin, the Roney is no place to stayI'm going to the FontainebleauPartner, it's mod'nerAnd I'll charge to the firm 60 dollars a dayHe'll charge to the firm 60 dollars a dayI said to him, Paleface,You hanker for troubleWith the company checkbookYou quick on the drawHe smiled and said, Stranger,For me that goes double'Cause west of the FontainebleauI am the lawNext morningThe whole Lincoln road was desertedAnd somewhere a hi-fi was playing a tune'Cause everyone knewSomeone's gonna be murderedIn a duel in the sunOn the stroke of high noonA duel in the sun at the stroke of high noonI took careful aimWith mein trusty revolverThe clock in the FontainebleauStruck 12 o'clockI shot and Sam crumbledJust like a piece halvahAnd that's what they calledA bad day at Black RockThey came with a posseAnd took mein sixgun awayThe crowd was too angryTo leave me in jailThe sheriff said, OutlawI'm gon' let you run awayBut don't ever be seenSouth of Ft. LauderdaleSo now I can never go back to MiamiAnd New York is so coldThat a person could dieI'd be better off deadLike mein late partner Sammy'Cause he's in that big Fontainebleau in the sky'Cause he's in that big Fontainebleau in the sky!
Lyrics by Allan Sherman
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