36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ringGrease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the kneeYou say the man inside those Levi's don't take ordersAnd she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well pleaseYou wear the pants, buddy good for youI'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-dooYou need to know that ain't how it worksIt's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirtIn the top drawer of her dresser there's some pantiesGo try on that purple pair with the lacy frillWith your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'emAnd with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never willYou wear the pants, buddy good for youI'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-dooYou need to know that ain't how it worksIt's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirtA big old boy like you can probably bench 350A little thing like her can barely lift the barBut just wait until that woman has a headacheAnd she sits there with her legs crossed we'll see how strong you areYou wear the pants, buddy good for youWe're so impressed, whoopty-dooYou'll soon find out that ain't how it worksIt's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirtYou wear the pants, she'll wear the skirt
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