I envy the gull who lives by the sea
He walks in the sand with his wet feet
He frolics about with feathers for clothes
But down below, his legs are exposed
I don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to put on my government pants
No want put on government pants
In my swim trunks, I'm jumping in pools
In government pants, I'm following rules
In my bathing suit, I'm swimming in waves
In government pants, I'm toiling like slave
I don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to put on my government pants
No want put on government pants
Fish do not wear pants upon their fins
Don't you dare force fabric on my limbs
They found some pants from 3,000 years back
They're made of wool that came from a yak
Pants have been here as long as mankind
But I think it's time we draw the line
I don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to wear my government pants
Don't want to put on my government pants
No want put on government pants