I'm fixated on making babies, getting down and invadingnthose jeans, thats all i'm asking fornnshe said she's down for the boomshaboom she saidnI'll take you up to my room, when we got up she took off her branI took a little double-take...nnWow! she wow! uh huh Wow She wow! I never a saw pair that looked so nicenWow! she wow! Wow she Wow! This chick gave me a wild ride!nnThis next morning I knew something was wrong, took a leak and fire escaped my schlong!
The Hazards of the Boomshaboom
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