- Rude Refuses To Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Marital Car Sex -nnHere you go! Look here!nnHere's a rap song.nRap song about Hugh Grant when he couldn't .. the cops arrested him just before he got to shoot! Remember him?nnWhen he went home and his misses didn't want him so he didn't get to shoot there either, so he didn't get to shoot.nnPeople ask me why I write rap songs on beer cases, 'cause everywhere you go there's a fucken beer case! Do my bit for the ecology for this great country I recycle fucken beer cases! Plus I write it big. The people in the front can see I'm funny before I'm even fucken funny. That's how fucken funny I am!nn(how funny?)nnNot as funny as your sister looks with nothin' on, shut up mate! Very funny all the roadies were pissin' themselvesnn(show us yer haemorrhoids?!)nn(laughs) Show us yer haemorrhoids! This fucken guy wants to look at me haemorrhoids. I should be fair and give you a look, after all I had a good look at yer mum's! They nearly hooked onto me fucken eyebrow.n'eh show us yer haemorrhoids' These situations just fall into my fucken lap!nnRap song about Hugh Grant how he got arrested even before he go to shoot his load. Here you go, Hugh Grant got arrested even before he shot.nnHugh doesn’t get to shoot his loadnParked his car on the side of the roadnOh, oh, oh, oh!nnHugh doesn’t get to shoot his loadnParked his car on the side of the roadnThe L.A. cops said 'You beaut'nLet's grab Hugh Grant, ' fore he can shootnnFucken rap singer!nnHere's Hugh with cock in suspended animationnDoesn't get cum, what a revelationnUngh, ungh, ungh, ungh!nSh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh!nnCruises on home and his lady says 'Hugh'n'Looked at me you'd think I wanna screw'n'I'm finished with you, unsatisfied your hunger'n'You've embarrassed me Hugh, you're a dirty old bugger'nUngh, ungh, ungh, ungh!nSh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh!nnDoesn't get to rootnHe never gets to shootnIt's all bottled up like a fork in a bootnWhen Hugh finally gets to empty his ballsnLike he overchuck. hit the fucken brick wall!nnHe, he, he, he he!nn