He'd been retired for a week or sonWhen his interest in art was renewednHe found he had extra time on his handsnAnd he kind of missed working with foodnSo he made a tiny Mount RushmorenConstructed completely of cheesenThen he added a cute little forest scenenMade out of noodles and peasnNext came a little log cabinnHe built using sausage-link logsnBut sadly the whole thing was swallowednBy a couple of art-loving dogs