The sword-swallowing circus strongmannAnd his snake-charming tattooed wifenDecided that they would become regular parentsnAnd just lead a regular lifennThey bought a big house in the countrynWith a hammock, a hill and a hedgenThere's a swing on the porch, a pond in the yardnAnd a white picket fence around the edgennAnd they lead a regular lifennThe sword-swallowing circus strongmannAnd his snake-charming tattooed wifenDecided that they would become regular parentsnAnd just lead a regular lifennNow they're just a regular family nownHaving regular family funnWith their fire-eating, fan-dancing daughternAnd their dog-faced contortionist sonnnThey lead a regular lifenn(Bonus verse listed in the liner notes:)nnEach weekend now, they wash the carnAnd barbecue and jognThey bought a great big TV setnAnd a little Scottie dogn