Whenever students misbehavenOr break the rules in schoolnThey have to watch the principalnActing like a foolnnHe thinks he's very funnynHe thinks he's really clevernHe makes us sit and watchnFor what seems like forevernnWe sit on hardwood bleachersnIn the auditoriumnWhile he acts like Jerry LewisnBut his jokes are twice as dumbnnThe punishment should fit the crimenThat ought to be the rulenThis punishment's a little toonUnusual and cruel