She flips back the page of the guy with the six pack
And the girl with the buns of steel
She sees $29.99 in big bold print and figures,
Ooh what a great steal.
And says, Farewell to melba toast,
Rice cakes and cottage cheese.
As soon as I get me these here magic pills my mind will be set at ease.
My mind will be set at ease.
Who has the time, who has the patience to raise a red flag?
We see the book beyond the cover, but can we make the distinction?
That tiny, insubstantial print has much more substance than you think
Everything's subject to terms and conditions
He looks over his shoulder at the girl who walked past him,
A body from heaven
He sees scarlet red lips and curvaceous hips and says,
Hi, my name's Kevin.
When she opens up her mouth, she leaves no trace of doubt
She says, You may have pinned me as the hetero type
But that's not what I'm about.
No that's not what I'm about.
Chorus
Everything's subject to terms and conditions
Beware of those cleverly hidden restrictions.
Terms and Conditions
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Lyrics by Ari Hest
A Fond Farewell A Good Look Around A Way Back Home Aberdeen Anne Marie Big Ben Binoculars Bird Never Flies Broken Voices Business Of America Caught Up in Your Love Come Home Consistency Cranberry Lake Dead End Driving Didn't Want To Say Goodbye Down The Mountain Fade Fascinate You Give It Time Holding On How Would I Know I Forgive You I'll Be There I've Got You I’ve Got You If I Knew You'd Say Yes Just As Well Learn Leaving Her Alone Less Mercy Monsters Morning Streets Not for Long Now One Track Mind One Two Pour Me In Reason To Believe Ride The Brake Right Of Way So Slow Someone to Tell Strangers Again Sunset Over Hope Street Swan Song Sweet Jade The Break-In The Upper Hand The Weight They're On to Me This Fight Until Next Time When And If When Everything Seems Wrong When To Quit You're The Only One
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