They met at the PriorynFell in love like Priscilla and Elvis PresleynHe's a famous singer in a punk rock bandnShe's a supermodel with a music standnnThey love their substance abusenTheir rock'n'roll lifestyle keeps them in the newsnHe thinks he's Joe Strummer and Joey RamoneynBe we all know that he's just a phoney, he's just a phoneynnOh Peter and KatynThe world's most talented junkiesnThey take drugs and pose for picturesnSneer at the cameras like real punk rockers, yeahnnAlways looking front page newsnBizarre in the Sun with the cocaine bluesnHe looks like a drawing from a manga cartoonnA cross between Sid Vicious and Rodney BewesnnShe don't care she's nobody's foolnShe can wear clothes, she's so coolnThey fell in love when booting balloonsnAnd now they're really shooting the moon, shooting the moonnnOooh the Libertines, Babyshambles too nWhat became of Bob Ferris...nWell now you known