When i was a young man i traveled 'round the world
And i been with every kind of girl
I think i slept with half the population of Japan
It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man
Back then our president he really raised the bar
Getting stuck caught in the cookie jar
He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff
It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man
But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say It's normal for a man!
When you are a Tiger and have a gorgeous wife
Sometimes you just get tired of your life
If you eat Filet Mignon each day eventually you'll want spam
It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man
Take that motorcycle man who wed a movie star
While she made films he trolled around in bars
He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass
It's nothin' strange: It's normal for a man
But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say It's normal for a man!
We men we have our predilections
We'll cheat if given half the chance
There ain't no such thing as sex addiction
We're just all horny bastards and we can't keep it in our pants
It's perfectly normal! perfectly natural!
Now i'm old and wiser and have a lovely wife
And i'll be true to her for all my life
I ain't sayin' that im special or that i'm a superman
I guess im just too old and tired to do what's normal for a man
But if i did i wouldn't go lyin' through his teeth
And Rattle off excuses for what made me cheat
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand
I'd show my pair and fess up and say It's normal for a man!
Well then you'd leave and i'll be lonely. I'd hit the bar and wreck my health
I'd cry and say i ruined everything....
Dont be sad for me it's nothing strange it's normal for a man!
Normal for a Man
Aurelio Voltaire
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