Well i been around for a long time And i learned along the way
If you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say
Now i thought hard about it And i found a way around it
Help me go on the radio
And say those words i can't
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words i can't?
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _
So i reached down between us
And i whipped out my _ _ _ _ _
We skipped right passed the sucking
And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _
She turned and said I gotta ask
Will you slip it into my _ _ _?
Help me go on the radio
And say those words i can't
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, mam! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words i can't?
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _
I didn't want to wrastle
With this no good stinkin' _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I heard his come through the kitchen door
As i was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _
I knew i'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me riding his _ _ _ _ _
Help me go on the radio
And say those words i can't
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say those words i can't?
You got to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Mercy, please! i told him
But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And he did something heinous
He exposed his _ _ _ _
I said I dont mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your _ _ _
He said My wife's a beard and she lured you here
Because im queer and i love it in the _ _ _ _
You helped me go on the radio
By saying those words i can't
You had to sing along to make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Sir or mam! thanks for lending a hand
And saying those words i can't?
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song
The filthiest song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
Aurelio Voltaire
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