Everyday Normal Guy
Jon Lajoie

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

Nothing special about me Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company

I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV

I cant afford a car I use public transportation

I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination

Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book

The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And I am not very good with the women

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking

Last time I had sex was in 2003

And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life

Easily forgettable and I am not very liked

I have an According to Jim personality

I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can

Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah

Honestly I probably wont fight back

And I don't have many friends that would back me up

My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

You want some of this bitch?

If you rarely get laid put your hands up

If you're not well paid put your hands up

If you got a pet cat put your hands up

And if you got a bad back put your hands up

I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge

And ever since then it's just not the same...

You know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

I like the show Grey's Anatomy Mother Fucka

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...

And I am pretty good at making paper planes

I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day...

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