Everyday Normal Guy (Live)
Jon Lajoie

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

Nothing special about me mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

When I go to the clubs I wait in line mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I got 600 dollars in the bank mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And my sexual performances are average

I work in customer service for a phone company

I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need

I live in a small apartment on a quit street

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV

I can't afford a car I use public transportation

I don't mind I read until I reach my destination

Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book

The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And I'm not very good with the women

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking

Last time I had sex it was 2003

And I'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get nervous in social situations mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I get constipated once a month mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And I make really good spaghetti sauce mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And cotton candy freaks me out

I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life

Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked

I have an According to Jim personality

I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

And if you wanna mess with me, yeah you probably can

Cause I'm not confident and I'm weak for a man

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back

Yeah, honestly I probably won't fight back

If you rarely get laid put your hands up

If you're not well paid put your hands up

If you got a pet cat put your hands up

And if you got a bad back put you hands up

I hurt my back 2 summers ago and ever since then it's just not the same... You know it... it gets pretty sore.

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

My parents are really nice people mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And I'm somewhat afraid of heights mther fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

I like the show Gilmore Girls mother fucka

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

And pretty good at making paper planes, oh

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