Backwards Betty lives a backwards lifenShe's obsessed with Grazia and carving knives nThe wind in the willows is flowing through her hairnShe doesn't really care cos her face is a picturenHer face is a picturenHer face is a picturenHer face is a picturenShe's trying to get with yanBut her face is a picturenIn a plastic frame and the usual fixtures nGot one boogie board where we like to boogienBoogie woogie on the bed when she's screaming screw me nVisions in the morning get her stomach turning nL'oreal, Clearasil, Maybelline, get your fillnnCome with me we'll take a trip to MarsnGet your face in the MirrornGet your name in the StarnWatch your value burn up in the SunnMake a name for yourself in front of everyone nBe my assistant and I'll cut you in twonThen I'll put you back together you'll be as good as newnTrust in me I'll take you to the topnTake me by the hand and then the party won't stopnnCall the lovers, fighters and a witnessnTo inform the world of who you've been withnIt's a tragedy when you're on your ownnFind the values in your mothers bosomnAnd swap them for your indecisionnLet your vanity find it's own way home nnI will be the dragon crying rainbow tearsnI will care for your interest for a thousand yearsnI will watch over you wherever you gonCos your face is a picture..let the whole world knownMoney and friends will be a thing of the pastnCos your face is a picture we'll be having a blastnCaviar breakfast in a gold plated yachtnThey'll be taken aback by all the power you've gotnnCall the lovers, fighters and a witnessnTo inform the world of who you've been withnIt's a tragedy when you're on your ownnFind the values in your mothers bosomnAnd swap them for your indecisionnLet your vanity find it's own way home nnnBe part of the system...