(Intro) Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)But theres one thing I'd like to sayIs that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.Everyone but me I'll step outsideBoycott your office party. No secret Santa for me.Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snowI'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun.July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade.An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate ChristmasI'm glad it only comes one time a yearIts time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.Everyone but me I'll stay inside.No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.And it makes my gifts so easy to hideI don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .(Chorus)Deck the halls with boughs of holly'Tis the season to be jolly but,I hate ChristmasI'm glad it only comes one time a year(Rap)It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.And then he came down with his belly of jello.He says, 'where the ladies at 'cause I'm a real jolly fellow.'Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.Merry Christmas to all,and to all a super deeky duper fly night.(Chorus)(now everyone - sing)Deck the halls with boughs of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but,I hate ChristmasI'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate ChristmasI'm glad it only comes one time a yearCos I hate ChristmasI'm glad it only comes one time a yearCos I hate Christmas
Lyrics by Zebrahead
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