Christmas comes just once a yearnWith all its yuletide joy and cheernBut there’s one thing I'd like to saynIs that I hate Christmas DaynnIt’s time for everybody to have a Christmas partynEveryone but me I'll step outsidenBoycott your office party, no secret Santa for menMistletoe makes me sneeze anywayn'Cause I don't wanna go where happy days are snownI'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sunnJuly 4 parade, a Lynchburg LemonadenAn alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sunnnDeck the halls with boughs of hollyn'Tis the season to be jolly butnI hate ChristmasnI'm glad it only comes one time a yearnnIt’s time for everybody to head out Christmas shoppingnEveryone but me I'll stay insidenNo presents under your tree that has a nametag from menAnd it makes my gifts so easy to hidenI don't wanna go where shopping lines are slownI'd rather stay at home with a frosty cold onenA bud on ice in May, a lazy summer daynAn alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sunnnDeck the halls with boughs of hollyn'Tis the season to be jolly butnI hate ChristmasnI'm glad it only comes one time a yearnnIt was the night before Christmas and all through the housenAll the creatures was chillin’ like Flint drinkin’ stoutnI woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boomnI knew that Santa would be comin' soonnOn Dasher on Donner, Commit, on BlitzennI yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listennAnd then he came down with his belly of jello.nHe says, Where the ladies at ‘cause I'm a real jolly fellownThen he gave me a wink and was quick out of sightnMerry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly nightnnDeck the halls with boughs of hollyn'Tis the season to be jolly butnI hate ChristmasnI'm glad it only comes one time a yearnnDeck the halls with boughs of hollyn'Tis the season to be jolly butnI hate ChristmasnI'm glad it only comes one time a yearnn‘Cause I hate Christmas nI'm glad it only comes one time a yearn‘Cause I hate Christmas nI'm glad it only comes one time a year