I Hate Christmas
Zebrahead

(Intro) Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)

With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)

But theres one thing I'd like to say

Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.

Everyone but me I'll step outside

Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me.

Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.

Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun.

July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.

Everyone but me I'll stay inside.

No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.

And it makes my gifts so easy to hide

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.

I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.

A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.

An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

(Chorus)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year

(Rap)

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,

All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.

I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.

I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.

On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.

I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.

And then he came down with his belly of jello.

He says, 'where the ladies at 'cause I'm a real jolly fellow.'

Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.

Merry Christmas to all,

and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

(Chorus)

(now everyone - sing)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but,

I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

(Chorus) Deck the halls with boughs of holly

'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Cos I hate Christmas

I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Cos I hate Christmas


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