It's that time of year for goin' SHOPPINnIt's that time of year for seein' GRANDMAnIt's that time of year for lying to CHILDRENnThat's right, Santa doesn't existnnIt's that time of year for hatin' FRUITCAKEnIt's that time of year for drinkin' EGG NOGnIt's that time of year for bakin' a MINCE PIEnBetcha money by the end of the year you'll be FATnnToys a plenty and choo-choo trainsnSummer sausage and candy canesnWal-mart santa coin donationsnSalvation Army dedicationsnn(Chorus)nBuy!nConsumers gottanBuy!nConsumers gottanBuy!nConsumers hit the malls, and drive the economynBuy!nConsumers gotta nBuy!nConsumers gotta nBuy!nConsumers do your stuff, and make us all glad to be home!nnIt's that time of year for hanging STOCKINGSnIt's that time of year for GINGERBREAD MENnIt's that time of year for getting a FAKE TREEnDecorate or you're not gonna eatnnIt's that time of year for watching RE-RUNSnIt's that time of year for roasting CHESTNUTSnIt's that time of year for opening PRESENTSnDon't forget, better clean up the mess that YOU MADEnnChristmas music overplayednEvery minute of every daynFind a present for your mothernThen your dad and then your brother!nn(Chorus)nnIt's that time of year for cheesy SWEATERSnIt's that time of years for fuzzy EARMUFFSnIt's that time of year for footed PAJAMASnYou know the ones with the hole in the buttnnIt's that time of year for family DRAMAnIt's that time of year for lots of DRUG USEnIt's that time of year for having a BREAKDOWNnHolidays are the days that will make you hate life