I know what you are thinking, you're thinking this is a song,nWell I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong.nnWhy aren't ya hearing the cheese?nWhy aren't ya feeling the ham?nIf you don't listen you'll miss it, you don't understand.nI will explain it all once, I can explain it all twice.nTo make it clear to your brain until your taking a bite.nnIt couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver.nIt's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait.nIt couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy.nIt couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Mary Kate.nIt can't be dirty dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit.nIt couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face.nIt couldn't be Bruce Cambell cause it isn't freaking awesome.nIt couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space...bar.nnBecause, this is not a song its a sandwich!nWhat would make you think otherwise?nThis is not a song its a sandwich!nNow no more of your vile filthy lies!nnThis is a song....nNo! It's a sandwich!nUh... But, it's a song...nNo! It's a sandwich!nnSo what are you thinking,nStill think this is a song?nDo you require more proof?nDo you enjoy being wrong?nnWhy aren't you hearing the meat?nwhy aren't you feeling the bread?nIf you don't listen you'll miss it.nYou're making me sad...nI will explain it all oncenI can explain it all twicenAnd then again and again until you're taking a bite...nnIt couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry,nIt cant be windows vista cause it doesn't suck enough.nIt couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy,nIt couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff.nIt couldn't be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky,nIt couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint.nIt couldn't be an egg cause there is no Easter bunny,nIt couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point.nnBecause, this is not a song its a sandwich!nWhat would make you think otherwise?nThis is not a song it's a sandwich!nIt's really a hogie in disguise!nnI'm pretty sure this is a song....nNo! It's a sandwich!nSooooonnngggg....nSand! Wich!nSONG!nSANDWICH!nJesus dude! What is wrong with you?!nNo! It's a sandwich!nnLettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives, onion, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami, noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!nnYou bought (or stole) this dumb CD,nNow you are suffering.nDriving home, working out, or at your job,nat your house or wherever..... On your IPOD.