My red nose the cause of all laughternAround here I am just a goddamn chaffeurnFucking Santa he's laughing he won't do a thingnchoke on blood when you singnn(Chorus)nMy name is Rudolph, I am the saddest reindeer alivenBut I'm gonna take control. I'm taking over the North PolenI might be smaller, but I'm the meanest reindeer alivenUntil I exact revenge, I'm never saving Christmas again.nRed Snow.nnMy red nose will light up the red snownSmell the air there's a trace of blood in my blownThere's another victim waiting for menhiding in the debrisnn(Chorus)nNo hope.nnThe misfits from the island are trained to kill on commandnThe smell of blood excites themnRecall how they were condemned.nThese toys all shapes and sizes, devised clever disguisesnThey'll infiltrate at midnight, prepare yourselves for a fucking fightnnDasher Dancer Prancer and VixennComet Cupid Donner and BlitzennFeel my knife on your throat and I'll grinnPut a happy face under your chinnnRudolph's gonna make you suffer.nnRed Snow.