Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MOREnnAll I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba FettnStill in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned mennAnd I wanted me a new guitarnwith EMGs and a whammy barnnI don't know why thats so much to asknI was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass becausenn(Chorus)nSanta's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for ChristmasnSanta's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlistnSanta's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promisednSanta's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadistnnLIES.nnAll I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jetnwith a stuardess named Angelina Jolienbut Santa has forsaken mennAnd I wanted just like every yearna new liver and a truck of beernnI've been so nice and real patient toonbut Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do becausenn(Chorus)nnSanta brought a lot of socks. n nn