My momma said let me be a gypsynand I'll take you to JapannI will throw you in the trashnand I will eat out of your hand.nI said I can't let you be a gypsy,ncan't let you be a gypsy.nThe children will get scared.nIf I let you be a gypsy,nIf I let you be a gypsy,nwe'd have to put on our gas masksnso that we can be prepared.nMy poppa said, you can't trust them fuckin' gypsy'snyou do and they'll put a spell on you,neven your own dear mother,nyour own dear mother, the gypsy.nYou'll turn into a frog, a frognI'll be at the zoonthat's where you'll find me,na frog at the zoo.nA frog, a frog,na frog in the zoo,nthat's where you'll find mena frog in the zoo.nI'm sorry momma,nI can't let you be a gypsy tonight.nI'm sorry poppa,n'cause I couldn't stop hernfrom becoming a gypsy.nIt's all she ever wanted to be.nGypsy invasion! Gypsy invasion!