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Wood Chopper
Fourth Grade Security Risk

Guided missiles are on their way to save the USofAnBut will they really work? I don't beleive they will becausenall this country needs is a good dose of chopping wood.nChopping Wood.nIf you even could you should, you should be herenyou should be here chopping wood.nI need to see a doctors note if you are not herenchopping wood today.nIt's your duty as a patriotic citizen of the USA.nChop chop chop...nChopping wood.nIce Cream man said he would be back next week,nbut he did not show up, it made me throw upnwaiting for the Ice Cream Man out in the sunnthe contents of my stomach started to boilnso out they poured on to the streetnon to my feetnthe neighbors gathered round and they found a secret treasure.nThey found an aviator, he had quit his job because...nwell I guess there was no reason.nIn fact I think he was mentally handicapped, because he had a really cool job.nWhy would he leave it, why wouldn't you chop the wood when we asked you so politely?nThere was a gopher applying for the job that the man left.nBut the gopher it just wasn't big enough to reach the steering wheel of the plane.nWhat a shame. Everybody sign your name, to the petition, so that that gopher can have a customized plane built specifically for him to fly.nIt's a fork and knife made of plastic wrapped in plastic with a napkin.nHave you ever seen anything like it?nI sure as shit have not.nIt's amazing, can I take it home to show my baby brother and sister?nGolly boy I missed her and him, 'cause I've been away from home too long.nI had to make this song because of how much I miss my family.nDo you ever practice dentistry on your neighbors?nDo you ever practice dentistry on your favorite school teacher?nDO you ever practice dentistry on anybody who isn't me?n'Cause I'm tellin' you now that I'm getting pretty sick and tired of it.nWhy can't you cut that shit out? 'Cause I don't like it.nHey yeah yeah.nWhere is the grocery store? Is it in aisle four?nThe desert island had a coconut on it, but it didn't have a tree.nI guess the coconut just floated here from some much cooler island.nThis island's really just a lump of sand.nI wonder if we dug down deep enough, what would we find?nWould we find a secret passage way to another island that's much cooler than this one?nThe sheep on the mountain,nthey looked over the city and they knew that they weren't missing muchnbeing trapped between those fencesnthe city's pretty crummy to sheep, they really didn't like it.nor were they really mountain goats?nI think they were.nThey owned a boat.nA boat that floatsnon wa-ter!nEarth Worm climbed out of his hole that morning.nHe saw all of us.nHe didn't understand why we were doing everything that he saw us doingnso he reported us for indecent behavior in public.nHe was a respected member of the city council,nbut after all of that he lost my respect.nWhy'd he have to ruin our fun? We were chopping wood for everyone.nChopping wood.nThe whole god damn forest is gone.nThere's no more trees for anyone.nBut now there's a big feild where we can have a picnic and sit on tree stumps.nExcept if I see a tree stump I'm gonna feel inclined to chop it, 'cause that's how devoted I am to chopping wood.nIt is a good experience, I highly recommend it.nIf you don't chop wood, what's your problem, man?


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