Lemme tell you 'bout Billy Bob.nEverybody thinks his name is Robb.nHe can eat corn on the cobb with the best of them.nLast week? There was a corn on the cobb eatin' competition.nHe took first place.nIt was no surprise.nYou see them gold teeth?nThey didn't get that wayn'cause he forgot to take the wrappers off his M&M's.nSo if you see him in the supermarket,nstay clear.n'Cause he will fill up that paper bag so fast,nyou never even saw it comin'.nAnd he'll tell ya,ncome over to my place at six,nI've got a big metal pot,nwell fill it up with water,nwe'll boil all these motherfuckers,nand we'll see,nwho can eat some real corn on the cobb.nAnd if you get lured in to that trapnyou'd better use your time wisely.nCall all your friends,ntell 'em they ain't never gonna see you again.nCorn on the cobb,ncorn on the cobb contestncorn on the cobbnyou got yourself in a mess.nCrazy corn eatin' cobb robb bob billy bobnone serious dude.nThere's always the chancenyou could actually beat himnand you'll hear music like thisncelebrating your victory.nOr maybe you just hear music like thisn'cause you're going to heaven,n'cause you've been blown awaynby the quickness,nof the Awesome Robbnwhose real namenis _________