I got a giftnFrom the bartender:nThe drink I bought for you, markednReturn to sendernnI may be drunknI may be sobernScratch that, I'm drunknWon't you come over?nI wanna tell you so much how much I love younBut I'm drunknnMy facultiesnMay be a shamblesnBut that just meansnThere's no preamblenOh, in vino veritas, I say I love younBut I'm drunknnI stumble in your general directionnThe world's a whirling dervishnBut don't laugh when I tripnIt's a sign of affectionnWhy you make me so nervous?nnNow I'm so drunknThat I can't standnSo I reach outnAnd take your handnSay, Won't you lead me onwards upwards to the dance floor?nWe'll dance drunknnNow I hold you close to keep from fallin'nIt's worth the worst hangovernAnd now your lips are softly callin'nLord, I hope I never get sobernn'Cause when I'm drunknI'm CasanovanWell who'd've thunknI'd win you over?nWith such ease and bonhomienI get to thinkingnYou must be drunknSo what, I'm drunknOh, let's be drunknPass me the bottle, I'm...nDrunk