Baby, I like the way you dancenMy Ginger Rogers in tight black pantsnWhen the guys all look your waynAlways makes my fucking daynnCheck the girl with the big assnShe's gonna brush me when we passnShe wants it, yeah, it's truenJust because I'm here with younnBaby, I'm not shallow, I'm not deepnJust your average judgmental creepnThough I know you're just my typenLet's do away with all the hopes and hypenn'Cause I was just thinking ofnHow ugly people fall in lovenDoesn't it remind you ofnHow ugly people fall in love?nnAnd if you ever get like that I will dump you like a shotnBut you're so prettynAnd I'm so prettynAnd that's the pitynHow will we ever knownWhy we love each other so?nnMaybe if I weighed a thousand poundsnYou wouldn't really want me aroundnYou'd say, Fatty, fatty, fatty, don't you move so slownTake your big fat shit outta my house and gonYou'd say, You fat motherfucker, don't you move so slownTake your big fat shit outta my house and gonAnd then I'd only have myselfnAnd the leftover ice cream on the freezer shelfnYou'd move on, I know it's truenTo some guy who loved you more than he loved foodnnBut I was just thinking ofnHow ugly people fall in lovenDoesn't it remind you ofnHow ugly people fall in love?nnAnd if I ever get that fat you should dump me like a shotnBut I'm so skinnynAnd you're so skinnynAnd that's the pitynHow will we ever knownWhy we love each other so?