Yeah, I went to a party with my baby by my side.nBefore the night was overnWell, we had a little fight.nWalkin' to the car, I said Honey don't you think,nI'm gonna have to drive us home, You've had too much to drink?nnGet in the trunk, You're Designated DrunknGet in the trunk, the Designated Drunk.nnI said, if you get behind the wheel, we won't get very far.n'Cause the last time that this happened, well, you threw up in the car...nNow move that spare, and climb in there and don't you dare talk back!nPut your feet down by those safety flares, your head up by the jack.nnGet in the trunk, You're Designated DrunknGet in the trunk, the Designated Drunk.n(repeat)nnFinally, got him where I wanted... He was banging from inside.nCause, I hit a couple speed bumps to make sure he was alive!nMade a quick stop at the mini-mart on the way home.nHow was I to know it was a tow-away zone?!nnHe's in the trunk, that designated drunk.nHe's in the trunk, that designated drunk.nHe's in the trunk, the designated drunk.n