I ain't a cowboy anymorenI pulled the spurs up off my bootsnI left my Stetson in the dustnNow my six-shooter's gone to rustnAnd my lasso is my noosennI sold my horse to Bill the KidnI learned to walk the straight and narrownNo robbin' banks or stealin' heartsnNo more false words or hopes or startsnThe sunset calls, but I don't care, ohnnEvery time I walked into that saloonnThey had to play a minor chordnI'm lookin' for a major overhaulnI'm in good-woman withdrawalnAnd I ain't a cowboy anymorennI'll get my mind out the corralnI gotta get down from the saddlenStop treatin' girls like they was cattlenI'm shorin' up moral moralennLa la la la la la la lanLa la la la la la la la la la lanLa la la la la la la la lanLa la la la la la la lanLa la la la la la la lannThat's not to say I'm goin' softnHard luck's taught me a thing or twonI can still kill a mannWith my bare handsnBut that's not what these hands wanna donnThey wanna (???) your body downnThey wanna take you on the floornThey wanna make you scream and shoutnBut for today, they'll do withoutnI stand undaunted at your doornYou think you know what I'm aboutnBut sugar, don't you have a doubtnI ain't a cowboy anymore