Drive Better Drunk
Afroman

[Chorus: 2x]
Don't grab my keys when the party's over
I drive better drunk, than you do sober

[Verse 1]
I don't know what you've been told
I've been drinkin since 12 years old
Started in 1988
Hangin at the liquor store real real late
I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup
Drunk the bottle, I threw up
Over the years, I learned to pace it
Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted
I like beer, but I love malt liquor
Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker
Stop on the freeway, take a whiz
Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
I drive better drunk than I do sober
Cuz when I'm sober right
I think I can make through the, red light
Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right
But when I'm drunk, I know I can't
So I ain't, I drive like a saint
Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk

[Chorus: 2x]

[Verse 2]
I dropped outta school in 9-0
Became the world's greatest wino
I drink at home, I drink at work
Ignore the boss, he just a jerk
I drink 12:00 in the day
Relax my nerve, serve my yay'
When my day go bad, I always drink
Calm down, relax and think
Only days we like to clown
A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down
On weekends, that's when it's cool
To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool
Once I get into that zone
I leave that beer and that liquor alone
I can barely walk, I can barely talk
But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk

[Chorus: 2x]

[Verse 3]
I ran from the cops in the rain
With my church shoes on
I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton
Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended
All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back
Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
Fell asleep on the 14
Woke up on the 405
Fell asleep on the 405
Woke up on the 105
Fell asleep on the 105
Woke up in bed
Call that, uh, autopilot
But don't try that at home; I got skills
I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs
You gotta grab them in the mandible
We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)
So we might have to drive
All day, and all night
I got some music
So it's alright

[Repeat 4x]
All day, and all night
I got some music
It's alright

Make you feel good
Rollin through the hood
With your windows down
Checkin out your sounds
Just lend me a light
No stress and strive, baby


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Lyrics by Afroman

  'Ho Stopper   After The Party's Over   Airport   Bacc 2 School   Bacc 2 School   Bacc On The Bus   Back 2 School   Back 2 School   Back On The Bus   Bak 2 School   Because I Got High   Because I Got High (Extended Version)   Because I Got High (Palmdale Sessions)   Because I Got High (Positive Remix)   Because I Got High (Radio Edit)   Because I Got High [DVD]   Because I Got High [radio Edit]   Becauze I Got High   Beer Bottle Up   Before I Hit The Party   Before I Hit The Party   Brother’s Gonna Work It Out   Brother’s Gonna Work It Out (Vibe Remix)   But Then I Got High   Buy Me Some Dank   Caddy Hop   Caddy Hop   Cali Swangin'   Cali Swangin'   Call Me Something Good   Cause I Got High   Chronic Commercial Out-Fro   Club Owner Skit   Colt 40ty Fiva   Colt 45   Colt 45   Come Over   Compton Isn't Too Far Away   Couple Next Door   Couple Next Door   Crazy Rap   Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)   Crazy Rap (Palmdale Sessions)   Death to the World   Deck My Balls   Deck My Balls   Dic Hang Lo   Do Do Dedications   Dope Fiend   Dopefiend   Dopefiend   Drive Better Drunk   East Side Palmdale   Enjoyed Your Bud   Everyday I Party   Freak On With You   Freak On With You   Fun In Washington   Ghetto Life   Ghetto Life   Ghetto Memories   Ghetto Memories   Girls   Girls   Girlz   God Has Smiled On Me   Graveyard Shift   Graveyard Shift   Gurl From Kentucky   Happy to Be Alive   Hey   High On the Highway   High on the Highway, Pt. II   Hit This Blunt With Me   Hittin' Switches   Ho Stopper   Homegrown Alabama   Homegrown Alabama   Hungry Hustler   Hungry Hustler   Hush   Hush   I Don't Wanna Leave   I Feel Good   I Got High   I Know All About You   I Wish You Would Roll a New Blunt   I've Been Hustlin   I've Been Hustlin'   I’m Not the N-Word   I’m Not the N-Word [Vibe Remix]   I’m Your Brother   I’m Your Brother (Remix)   Idaho   If It Ain't Free   If It Ain't Free   In Your Pussy   In Your Pussy   Incrediboy (Skit)   Intoxicated Introduction   Jackin' Afroman   Jackin' Afroman   Jobe Bells   Jumped Up G'd Up   Jumped Up, G'D Up   Just My Paranoia   Keep on Hustling   Keep On Limp'n   Kentucky   Late At Night   Leaving California   Leaving California   Let Me Out   Let Me Out   Let's All Get Drunk   Let's All Get Drunk   Let's All Get Drunk Tonight   Let's All Get Drunk Tonight   Let's Get High Tonight   Let's Get High Tonight   Lets All Get Drunk Tonight   Life For A Pimp   Life For A Pimp   Life of Tha Party   Looking for That Good Stuff   Major Beat   Marijuana Mix. Pt. 2   Marijuana, Malt Liquor   Me and Kenny   Missisippi   Missisippi   Mississippi   Money (Ain't Everything)   Moonlight   My Chunk   N-Word Commercial   N-Word Interview Pt. 1   N-Word Interview Pt. 2   N-Word Interview Pt. 3   N-Word Interview Pt. 4   Negativity News Skit   No No Fro   Nobody Knows My Name   Nobody Knows My Name   O Chronic Tree   Osama Must Die   Palmdale   Palmdale   Palmdale (Palmdale Sessions)   Paranoid   Pimp Church Skit   Pimpin' Pennsylvania   Sag Your Pants   Sag Your Pants   Sell Your Dope   She Won't Let Me ....   She Won't Let Me F**k   She Won't Let Me Fucc   She Won't Let Me Fucc   She Won't Let Me Fuck   She Won't Let Me Fuck   She Won't Let Me...   She Won’t Let Me Fuck (Palmdale Sessions)   She Wont Let Me Fuck   Smoke 2 Blunts   Smoke A Blunt   Smoke Some Green   Smoke Some Green   Smokin Weed   Strugglin' N' Strivin'   Suck A D*** Jockey   Suck A Dick Jockey   Tall Cans   Tall Cans   The 12 J's Of Christmas   The 12 J's Of Christmas   The American Dream   The American Dream   There's A Price 2 Pay   Tumbleweed   Tumbleweed   Violent Night   Whack Rappers   Whack Rappers   What If   What If   When I Cop a Dime   Wonderful Tonite   You Ain't My Friend   You Ain't My Friend

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