Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jagged rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aiyee
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
[Chorus till fades off]
Colt 45
Afroman
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Lyrics by Afroman
'Ho Stopper After The Party's Over Airport Bacc 2 School Bacc 2 School Bacc On The Bus Back 2 School Back 2 School Back On The Bus Bak 2 School Because I Got High Because I Got High (Extended Version) Because I Got High (Palmdale Sessions) Because I Got High (Positive Remix) Because I Got High (Radio Edit) Because I Got High [DVD] Because I Got High [radio Edit] Becauze I Got High Beer Bottle Up Before I Hit The Party Before I Hit The Party Brother’s Gonna Work It Out Brother’s Gonna Work It Out (Vibe Remix) But Then I Got High Buy Me Some Dank Caddy Hop Caddy Hop Cali Swangin' Cali Swangin' Call Me Something Good Cause I Got High Chronic Commercial Out-Fro Club Owner Skit Colt 40ty Fiva Colt 45 Come Over Compton Isn't Too Far Away Couple Next Door Couple Next Door Crazy Rap Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags) Crazy Rap (Palmdale Sessions) Death to the World Deck My Balls Deck My Balls Dic Hang Lo Do Do Dedications Dope Fiend Dopefiend Dopefiend Drive Better Drunk Drive Better Drunk East Side Palmdale Enjoyed Your Bud Everyday I Party Freak On With You Freak On With You Fun In Washington Ghetto Life Ghetto Life Ghetto Memories Ghetto Memories Girls Girls Girlz God Has Smiled On Me Graveyard Shift Graveyard Shift Gurl From Kentucky Happy to Be Alive Hey High On the Highway High on the Highway, Pt. II Hit This Blunt With Me Hittin' Switches Ho Stopper Homegrown Alabama Homegrown Alabama Hungry Hustler Hungry Hustler Hush Hush I Don't Wanna Leave I Feel Good I Got High I Know All About You I Wish You Would Roll a New Blunt I've Been Hustlin I've Been Hustlin' I’m Not the N-Word I’m Not the N-Word [Vibe Remix] I’m Your Brother I’m Your Brother (Remix) Idaho If It Ain't Free If It Ain't Free In Your Pussy In Your Pussy Incrediboy (Skit) Intoxicated Introduction Jackin' Afroman Jackin' Afroman Jobe Bells Jumped Up G'd Up Jumped Up, G'D Up Just My Paranoia Keep on Hustling Keep On Limp'n Kentucky Late At Night Leaving California Leaving California Let Me Out Let Me Out Let's All Get Drunk Let's All Get Drunk Let's All Get Drunk Tonight Let's All Get Drunk Tonight Let's Get High Tonight Let's Get High Tonight Lets All Get Drunk Tonight Life For A Pimp Life For A Pimp Life of Tha Party Looking for That Good Stuff Major Beat Marijuana Mix. Pt. 2 Marijuana, Malt Liquor Me and Kenny Missisippi Missisippi Mississippi Money (Ain't Everything) Moonlight My Chunk N-Word Commercial N-Word Interview Pt. 1 N-Word Interview Pt. 2 N-Word Interview Pt. 3 N-Word Interview Pt. 4 Negativity News Skit No No Fro Nobody Knows My Name Nobody Knows My Name O Chronic Tree Osama Must Die Palmdale Palmdale Palmdale (Palmdale Sessions) Paranoid Pimp Church Skit Pimpin' Pennsylvania Sag Your Pants Sag Your Pants Sell Your Dope She Won't Let Me .... She Won't Let Me F**k She Won't Let Me Fucc She Won't Let Me Fucc She Won't Let Me Fuck She Won't Let Me Fuck She Won't Let Me... She Won’t Let Me Fuck (Palmdale Sessions) She Wont Let Me Fuck Smoke 2 Blunts Smoke A Blunt Smoke Some Green Smoke Some Green Smokin Weed Strugglin' N' Strivin' Suck A D*** Jockey Suck A Dick Jockey Tall Cans Tall Cans The 12 J's Of Christmas The 12 J's Of Christmas The American Dream The American Dream There's A Price 2 Pay Tumbleweed Tumbleweed Violent Night Whack Rappers Whack Rappers What If What If When I Cop a Dime Wonderful Tonite You Ain't My Friend You Ain't My Friend
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