Oh if I were President
I'd make you realize
no more question's no more lies
I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes
If I were President.
Well first and formost son Jesus Christ is the only one
you're gonna talk to when your day begins
I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday
you gotta get down on your knees and pray
thank a man for dyin for you sins.
If I were president
I'd make you understand
Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand
If I were president.
We're gonna put the word out on the street
no more Washington D.C.,
I'm gonna make this country big and strong
no more payin up your taxes
the capitol's in Fort Worth, Texas;
thats the only place a house that big belongs
If I were president
Nobody's gonna push us around,
Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Volet's my chief of staff
If I were president.
Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts
your diggin yourself deeper in a rut
I got a way to end you problems soon
Well we'll bring home every one of our boys
pull out our biggest baddest toys
and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
If I were president,
Nobody's gonna push us around
If they threaten us or put us down
we'll burn their country to the ground,
If I were president.
Well talk about you Osama bin Laden
It won't be long till your name's forgotten
America's freedom is always gonna ring
And you know that we wont be satisfied
Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried
Your head's on a pole and your balls in a sling.
If I were president
If I were president
Hey one thing you can't deny
your sorry ass is gonna die
If I was president
Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein
We'll resurect General John Wayne,
and put together a very simple plan,
we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns
and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1
and he'll kick your ass if you were a man.
If I were president
If I were president
If you don't like Willie Nelson
you gotta go to prision
If I were president
So cashible and make it me an' if I win the beer's free
If I were president.
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"17" 17 42 Miles 51 Pieces Again Alabama Alabama (New Version) Alright Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground (Live) Anywhere But Here Back Around Bad Habit Bad Habit (New Version) Blue Bonnets Blues For You Boys from Oklahoma Breakdown Broken Brooklyn Kid Carmelita Carney Man Carry You Home Constantly Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah Crazy Eddies Last Hurrah Daddy's at Home Dimebag Don't Need You Down Drag Fighting For Final Curtain Flowers Freedom Hammer Down Hey Hey Highway 377 I Believe You Jimmy and Annie Johnny's Song Kick In The Head Lawrence Leave Me Alone Leave Your Leaving Livin Life By The Drop Lonely Feeling Lonely Girl Long Way Home Look at Me Maybe I Miss Your Body Mexican Sky My Chances My Only Bad Habit Nowhere Texas Nowhere, Texas Number On A Cloud On Your Own One of These Days Other Side Overtable Overtable Interlude Pretty Lady Proud Souls Record Exec Run to Me Sick and Tired Smoke Another Soul Agent Soul Agent (Live) SS #10 SS N10 Suicide Blues Sweet Teresa Take Me Back To Tulsa The Needle And The Damage Done (Live) The Years Time to Move On To Find My Love Too Far Gone Train To Birmingham (Live) Walls Of Huntsville Wanna Rock 'n' Roll Who Do You Love Workin' on OK
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