Some static started in the pool hallHit a motherfucker's face with the cue ballThen I met this girl she tried to gank meSo I smacked her in the pootie with a Plank, B'Cause me and my crew were out breaking windowsThe bingo, the lotto you know I'll never win thosePossession is half the lawI had my routines before all y'allYour whole life is coming apart at the seamsYou ain't nothing but a car thief biting routinesSee, I'm a city slicker I ain't no townieRight now I wish I had another hash brownieLike Ricky always said you've got to toke and passOr Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' assYou try to take what isn't yours like a God damn ratSee, personally I wouldn't wanna go out like thatI'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know itI don't buy cheeba I grow itPeople always trying to get next to meI had a beautiful experience on ecstasyI Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizerBecause I had to deal with a money-hungry miserHad a 'caine-filled Kool with my man Rush RushSaw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brushYou be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirrorMy girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear herYou can't deny me, you always want to try meYo, you're just gonna get your ass kickedHomeboy throw in the towelYour girl got dicked by Ricky PowellThe Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beastSmoking that dust at St. Anthony's FeastAll the wife beaters and all the tax cheatersSitting in the White House pulling their petersBuy my cheeba from the cop down the streetThe only cop with a rope chain walking the beatLike a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'Space cake cookies I discover who I amI'm a dusted old bummy hurdy-gurdy manFive-O caught me now I'm going to the mountainsSaid good-bye to my girl, my lawyers and accountantsMy mind is kinda rhymin' and I think I oughta thinkSo I'm rockin' all the rhymes and I'll have another drinkSo the lights are flashing, my mind is spinningI feel like it is always the beginningOf another rhyme I'm rapping, M.C-ing I rockYou ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
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