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Who Stole My Car
Will Smith

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?

Yo what's up man? Aey where's my car at?

Where's your car, why you askin' me?

No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?

I been here for an hour and a half I ain't seen it

Come on man stop playin' Jeff where's my car at?

No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car

Jeff where's my car I parked my car right here man?

(I don't know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill

But this isn't funny this is straight up ill

Now there's a limit to humor and this is gone too far

I ain't laughin' no more y'all now who stole my car

I don't know

I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before

But it's a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the door

And you don't need a map or any kind of chart

To know you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked

Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin'

'Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it

So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things clear

And there's always some idiot who says, You sure you parked here

To call the police would be the move that's smart

But instead you keep lookin' where you know you didn't park

Searchin' for reasons like maybe tickets you owed

Somethin' to justify that maybe it got towed

But not stolen naa never forget it

But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it?

If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year

'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find yourself strollin'

And when you finally except that it's stolen

You call the police and they come and say

That's the 437th car stolen today

As if that's somethin' that he really needed to mention

Then they start askin' you real dumb questions like

When's the last time that you saw it?

You idiot right before they stole it

Now you're mad this cop is talkin' to you

And somebody's in your car headin' to Kalamazoo

Officer fool or whoever you are

Can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never forget it

A candy apple red irub windows be tinted

Talk about fast like a rocket to drive

When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5

And matchin' red rims but that wasn't enough

It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch

An Alpine stereo that straight up rocked

With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real hard

I could hear people sayin' Damn look at that car

I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out

So I went to the spot where they usually hangin' out

Just my luck nobody standin' outside

And I really didn't feel like parkin' my ride

So I honked my horn but nobody was comin'

I said, What the heck I ran inside and left it runnin'

I was inside for 20 seconds that's all

I found my friends and said, You gotta check this out y'all

But when we came back out the car wasn't there

Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I swear

My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me

Now I'm standin' outside at the spot my car used to be

It was hard to figure out what to do all alone

But then I got it call the car phone

Fresh Princes car

Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your

Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys

I thought man he's right well bring it back please

Hello, Listen thief don't hang up

Then luckily Jeff pulled up

I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car

I said, Come on Jeff, let's get him he can't be far

We rode around for about 20 minutes

When we were just about to say forget it

When I spotted him, I said, Jeff go get it

We pulled up behind him and man he jetted

He was drivin' all wild and fast like

He was gettin' points for the stuff that he crashed

I called him on the car phone again and I said

Of course you realize when I catch you you're dead

All through Philly was a high speed chasin'

Dude was playin' around like he thought we was racin'

A hundred miles an hour and he lost control

And slammed my car into a telephone pole

I ran to the car I said, Man you okay

He said, Yeah, so I punched him in the face

The cops came up as if it was my fault

They say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it

He told the cops that I said, He could have it

I calmed down and they got things straight

I saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in Eighth

I wanna just jump in the ocean

My car looked like it was a leggo explosion

Why does life have to be so hard?

Don't laugh next time it could be your car


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