Professor Booty
Beastie Boys

Yes, I got more bounce than the fucking bump

And then you want to know why because I'm motherfuckin' truckin'

I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate

Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait

'Cause I'm the master blaster, drinking up the shasta

My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to (looking good!)

So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blowin' up

I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up

But now I want y'all to move it

Put your point on the floor and just prove it

And I'm smurfin', not rehearsin', gettin' live, y'all

A little puffy, so you know what, I'm doin' right

'Cause that's the kind of frame of mind I'm in

I got this feelin' that it's back again

So don't touch me, 'cause I'm electric

And if you touch me, you'll get shocked

You got, you got, you got, you got, you got

You've got the boomin' system, but it's sloshing out doo-doo

You think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down Yoo-hoo

I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it

The only thing that saved me, has always been music

We've got our own studio, the Son of the G

It's no question, life's been good to me

'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove

A good mixtape to put you in the right mood

This one goes out to my man, the Groove Merchant

Coming through with beats for which I've been searching

Like two sealed copies, of Expansions

I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions

The logo I sport is the face of the monkey

Union made, Ben Davis-quality, it's no junk, see?

My chrome is shining, just like an icicle

I ride around town in my low-rider bicyle

So many wack emcees, you get the TV bozak

Ain't even gonna call out your names, 'cause you're so wack

And one big oaf, who's faker than plastic

A dictionary definition of the word spastic

You should have never started something that you couldn't finish

'Cause writin' rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach

I'm bad ass, move ya' fat ass, 'cause you're wack, son

Dancing around like you think you're Janet Jackson

Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on

I'll put the rug out under your ass as I talk on

I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof

Like an emcee at the fever in the DJ booth

With your headphones strapped, you're rockin' rewind/pause

Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours

But like a pencil to a paper, I got more to come

One after another, you can all get some

So you better take your time, and meditate on your rhyme

'Cause your shit'll be stinkin' when I go for mine

And that's right, y'all, don't get uptight, y'all

You can't say shit because you're biting what I write, y'all

And that's wrong, y'all, over the long haul

You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all


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The Nuge   The Blue Nun   The Brouhaha   The Grasshopper Unit   The Grasshopper Unit (Keep Movin')   The Larry Routine   The Lisa Lisa   The Lisa Lisa / Full Force Routine   The Lisa Lisa/Full Force Routine   The Maestro   The Maestro (Live)   The Move   The Negotiation Limerick File   The Negotiation Limerick File (41 Small Star Remix...   The New Style   The Nogotiation Limerick File   The Scenario   The Scoop   The Sound Of Science   The Sounds of Science   The Update   The Vibes   The Viibes   Thee MC's and One DJ   This Government Needs A Tune Up   Three Mc's And One Dj   Time for Livin'   Time for Livin' [Live]   Time For Living   Time to Build   Time To Get Ill   To All the Girls   Too Many Rappers   Too Many Rappers (New Reactionaries Version)   Too Many Rappers [New Reactionaries Version] [Vers...   Tough Guy   Transit Cop   Triple Trouble   Triple Trouble [Album Version]   Triple Trouble [Album Version]   Twenty Questions   Twenty Questions (Newly Recorded)   Unite   Update   We Got The   What Comes Around   What Comes Around [Explicit]   Year & a Day   Year And A Day   You + Me Together   You Catch A Bad One   You Gotta Fight

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