Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope (spoken by Princess Leia)nnHer name was LeianShe was a princessnWith a danish on each earnAnd Darth Vader drawing nearnSo R2-D2nFound Ben KenobinHe'd have to put the Death Star plansnInto the rebellion's handsnSo Luke and Obi-WannHad to get to AlderaannSo they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Hannn(CHORUS)nat the Star Wars, Star Wars CantinanThe weirdest creatures you've ever seen-anHere at the Star Wars, Star Wars CantinanMusic and blastersnAnd old Jedi mastersnAt the Star Wars....nnHis name was SolonHe was a pilotnWith a blaster at his sidenAnd a smile 12 parsecs widenThere with ChewbaccanHe was a wookienThey met with Luke and Obi-WannAbout the Millenium FalconnDocking bay ninety-fournStormtroopers at the doornWith a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floornn(REPEAT CHORUS)nnMos Eisley spaceport...you will never find the more wretched hivenof scum and villainy. We must be cautious. (spoken by Ben Kenobi)nnHis name was YodanHe was a muppetnDarth Vader was so badnAnd by the way, he's Luke's dadnLuke kissed his sisternHis hand got cut-offnIn that galaxy far, far awaynLuke has had a lousy daynBoba Fett was so meannJabba had bad hygienenWhy didn't they all just relax back on Tatooinenn(REPEAT CHORUS)nnThe force will be with you...always. (spoken by Ben)nn