Billy the mountainBilly the mountainA regular picturesquePostcardy mountainResiding between lovelyRosamond and gormanWith his stunning wife ethelA tree, a tree.Billy was a mountainEthel was a tree growing off of his shoulderBilly was a mountainBilly was a mountainEthel was a tree growing off of his shoulderEthel was a tree growing off of his shoulder( hey, hey, hey! )Billy had two bigCaves for eyesWith a cliff for a jawThat would go up or downAnd whenever it didHe'd puff out some dustAnd hack up a boulder, hack.Hack up a boulder, hack, hack.Hack up a boulder, hack, hack.Hack up a boulder.Now, one day, and I believe it was on Tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large El Dorado Cadillac leased from Bob Spreene ( where the freeways meet in Downey! )He laid a huge bulging envelope right at the corner of Billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now Billy the mountain, he couldn't believe it: all those postcards hosed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty check is in, honey! ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,His eyeball caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... cNg the lincoln ...I gave him the moneyHe acted real funnyHe hacked up a rock andIt totaled my carOh do youKnow any trucksMight be bound for the valleyI don't wanna stand hereAll night in this bar( dear lord )I don't wanna stand hereAll night in this bar( no shit )I don't wanna stand hereAll night in this barBy two o'clock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with excitement, announced: ethel, we're going on a vacation!... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she creaked a little bit, and some oldFlew off of her. billy told ethel they were going to... yes, they where going to new york! ethel, we're going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...It's off to las vegas to check out the lounges,Pull a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,Ethel, my darling, you know that I love you,I'm glad we could have a vacation this year,Oh neat-o, glad we could have a vacation this year.They left that night, crunching across the mojave desert, their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds... ethel, wanna get a cup of coffee? howard johnson's, ahhh there's a howard johnson's! ... wanna eat some clams? ...The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fatefulT when test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the sRn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdaleJury has needed to seek a criminal indictment and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlanIre ...Within the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, injured, and homeless, homeless in glendale, as billy had just lEd it. and a few miles right outside of town billy caused a oh mine/my(?) papa in the earth's crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where tEep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hiCh ( toto...!) just playing ( come here, toto ...!) and having a nice time with his little accordion, (toto...!) and this weird wind came up, direct from glenBlowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this caused by huge mountain (aunty em) somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sucking up two-thirds of it ( suck, suck) for an ultimately dispersal over vast stretches of ... watts!!!Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said sheT gonna let him go ... I'm not gonna let you go, billy ... that's right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister that ethel is still an active communistIt is this reporter's opinion that she also practices coven witch-craft ...It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. anSorry to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin mehUbin mehta); still others say bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen beef pies at boney's market...; still others say pshaw/(?), and piss on you, jack, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red car ... you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....He was so ( he was so, he was so) mysteriousHe was so ( he was so, he was so) mysteriousBecause when a person gets to be such a hero, folksAnd marvelous beyond computeYou can never really tell about a guy like thatWhether he's really a nice personOr if he just smiles a lotOr if he has a son named Pinocchio or what.Whether he's really a nice personOr if he has a son named Pinocchio or what.Some men say he could flySome men say he could swimOthers say he could sing like neil sedaka,And all the girls in flushing would be amazed of himTwo, three amazed of him ... amazed ...Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesday, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john masamanian ... so when theE ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly assured voice: so... ah... yeah, yeahAlready ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... you're not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of it's shoulder? aw, you're full of shit, man... ah listen, by the way,Re you go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... we're having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jake on the head... and how's your wife's hemorrhoids? ...ah, that's too bad...listen...so you've got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta take a few notes here......to el segundo, huh? ...causingUntold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ...Some men say he could danceThey said he could danceAnd of course they were right ...Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the studebacher hoch dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, fillmore ...Hey, right hand from a heartLeft hand from a heartRight hand from a heartLeft hand from a left shoulderTo the heart. fillmore, fillmore ...Nobody can dance like studebacher hoch ...So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, it's gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin! (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... I'm so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchell's autographed pictRight beside elliot robert's big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped another...[ frozen ? ? ? pieFrozen ? ? ? pieFrozen ? ? ? pieAnd that was the main influence on himThe influence of a frozen beef pie ]Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find himSome big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralph's on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,N the parking lot of ralph's ... where no prices are lower prices than ralph's... in the parking lot of ralph's, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out someY, really, really nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim poAn-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he heldThe legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he beEr and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: new york... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and iHe sky.Studebacher hochYeah, yeah,Studebacher hochStudebacher hochStudebacher hochYeah, yeah,Studebacher hochStudebacher hochHe's coating his legsWith aunt jemima syrup up and downHis shorts will be filled with fliesThat will be buzzing all aroundStudebacher hoch is really outta sightStudebacher hoch, he does it every nightStudebacher hoch, he treats the flies all rightStudebacher hochThat's why they never bite, hey!Hey please to new yorkFly to new yorkHe could be a dogOr a frogOr a lesbian queen(fly to new york)He could be a narcOr a lady marineOr he might play dirtyHe's over thirtyGetting old ...I don't knowHis peculiar attireAnd the flies he requiresKeep leading him onBecause ethel is goneThey keep leading him onBecause ethel is goneAnd the mountain she's onAnd speaking of mountains - we'll join studebacher hoch on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth .. take it away! ...Ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... I've come to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya can't go on running like this fR ...Ah, but ethel just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:Ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending neSey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as series of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture?Ya, well billy just laughed:Ha, ha, ha. if they think they're gonna draft me, they're crazy.Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundrEt into the rubble below ... ( aaahhhhh, oh fuck, I'm gonna need a truss ...)Ah listen, that only goes to show youAnd it'll show you once again thatA mountain is something you don't wanna fuck withYou don't wanna fuck withDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck with billy, noAnd don't fuck with ethelYou saw what just happenedTo the guy with the fliesDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundDon't fuck aroundWith biddilly, biddillyBiddilly the mountainEddie, are you kidding?Eddie, are you kidding?Oh I forgot to mention this is where we take our intermission.We will see you in a few minutesThank you, we'll be back.
Lyrics by Frank Zappa
"A Different Octave" "A Kayak (On Snow)" "A Very Nice Body" "Attack! Attack! Attack!" "Dark Water!" "Don't Eat There" "Don't Take Me Down" "Flowing Inside-Out" "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?" "Here Comes The Gear, Lads" "How The Pigs' Music Works" \ \"No No No\" & Quot;No No No & Quot ; "A Different Octave" "A Kayak (On Snow)" "A Very Nice Body" "Attack! Attack! Attack!" "Cold Light Generation" "Dark Water!" "Don't Eat There" "Don't Take Me Down" "Flowing Inside-Out" "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?" "Here Comes The Gear, Lads" "How The Pigs' Music Works" 200 Years Old 50 \/ 50 50/50 9/8 Objects 9\/8 Objects A Bunch Of Adventures A Diffrent Octave A Few Moments With Brother A. West A Game Of Cards A Great Guy A Kayak ( On Snow ) A Little Green Rosetta A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes A Pound for a Brown A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus) A Pound For A Brown On The Bus A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono A Token Of My Extreme A Tunnel Into Muck A Typical Sound Check A Version Of Himself A Very Nice Body Absolutely Free Absolutely Free [Instrumental] Advance Romance Agency Man Alien Orifice Alley Cat Almost Chinese America Drinks America Drinks & Goes Home America Drinks & Goes Home America Drinks & Goes Home Amnerika Amnesia Vivace Ancient Armaments Andy Any Downers? Any Kind Of Pain Any Way The Wind Blows Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub... Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub... Anything Anyway The Wind Blows Apostrophe Apostrophe(') Approximate Are You Hung Up Are You Hung Up? Are You Upset? Artificial Rhonda At The Gas Station Attack! Attack! Attack! Babbette Babette Baby Snakes Baby, Take Your Teeth Out Bacon Fat Bad Acting Baked - Bean Boogie Baked-Bean Boogie Bamboozled By Love Be - Bop Tango Be In My Video Be-Bop Tango Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) Be-bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) Beat It With Your Fist Beauty Knows No Pain Beer Shampoo Big Leg Emma Billy The Mountain Bit Of Nostalgia Black Napkins Black Napkins (The Deathless Horsie) Black Page Bobby Brown Bobby Brown Goes Down Bogus Pomp Botulism On The Hoof Bow Tie Daddy Briefcase Boogie Broken Hearts Are For Assholes Brown Moses Brown Shoes Don't Make It Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb... Brown Shoes Don't Make It But Who Was Fulcanelli? Bwana Dik Call Any Vegetable Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro... Camarillo Brillo Camirillo Brillo Can't Afford No Shoes Can't Afford No Shoes Canadian Customs Canard Du Jour Canarsie Carol, You Fool Carolina Hard - Core Ecstasy Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do ... Catholic Girls Centerville Chalk Pie Champagne Lecture Chana In De Bushwop Charles Ives Charlie's Enormous Mouth Charlie's Enormous Mouth Charva Cheap Thrills Cheepnis Childish Perversions Chocolate Halvah Chunga's Revenge Church Chat City Of Tiny Lights City Of Tiny Lites City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On ... Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus Clowns On Velvet Cocaine Decisions Cock - Suckers' Ball Cock-Suckers' Ball Cold Light Generation Concentration Moon Concentration Moon, Part One Concentration Moon, Part Two Conehead Cops & Buns Cops & Buns Cops Buns Cosmik Debris Cosmik Debris [Basic Tracks - Take 3] Cradle Rock Cruising For Burgers Cucamonga Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Dance Contest Dancin' Fool Dancin' Fool Dark Water! Dead Girls Of London Dear Jeepers Deathless Horsie Debra Kadabra Dental Hygeine Dilemma Dental Hygiene Dilemma Deseri Dew On The Newts We Got Dickie's Such An Asshole Didja Get Any Onya? Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe-Hum Diptheria Blues Directly From My Heart To You Dirty Love Disco Boy Diseases Of The Band Divan Do Not Pass Go Do Not Try This At Home Do You Like My New Car? Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? Dog Breath Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? Dong Work For Yuda Doreen Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor... Drafted Again Drooling Midrange Accountants On Easter Hay Drop Dead Drowning Witch Drums Are Too Noisy Duke Of Prunes Dumb All Over Dummy Up Easy Meat Echidna's Arf Echidna's Arf (Of You) Echidna's Arf Eddie Are You Kidding? Eddie, Are You Kidding? Electric Aunt Jemima Elvis Has Just Left The Building Epilogue Evelyn, A Modified Dog Every Time I See You Excentrifugal Forz F.Z./JCB Drum Duet F.Z.\/JCB Drum Duet Farther O'Blivion Father O'bliviion Father O'Blivion Father O'blivion Fembot In A Wet T-shirt Fifty - Fifty Fifty-Fifty Find Her Finer Fine Girl Flakes Flambay Florentine Pogen Flower Punk Flowing Inside - Out Flowing Inside-Out Food Gathering In Post-industrial America, 1992 For Calvin For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) For Duane For The Young Sophisticate Fountain Of Love Friendly Little Finger Friendly Little Finger [Instrumental] Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Galoot up - Date Galoot Up-Date Gee, I Like Your Pants Geneva Farewell German Lunch Get A Little Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder Goa Goblin Girl God Bless America Going For The Money Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Handsome Cabin Boy Happy Together Happy Together (Bonner\/Gordon) Harder Than Your Husband Harry - as - a - Boy Harry & Rhonda Harry & Rhonda Harry Rhonda Harry-As-A-Boy Harry, You're A Beast Harry, You're A Beast He Used To Cut The Grass He's Right He's So Gay He's Watching Us He's Right He's Watching Us Heavenly Bank Account Heavy Duty Judy Help, I'm A Rock Help, I'm A Rock Here Comes The Gear, Lads Here Lies Love Hitch Hike Holding The Group Back Holiday In Berlin Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp) Hot & Stupid Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel Hot Poop Hot-plate Heaven At The Green Hotel Hotel Atlanta Incidentals Hound Dog How Could I Be Such a Fool How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With... How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With... How Could I Be Such A Fool? How The Pigs' Music Works How's Your Bird How's Your Bird? How's Your Bird Hungry Freaks, Daddy I Ain't Got No Heart I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio... I Ain't Got No Heart I Come From Nowhere I Don't Even Care I Don't Wanna Get Drafted I Had A Dream About That I Have Been In You I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back I'm A Beautiful Guy I'm Not Satisfied I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & ... I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &a... I'm So Cute I'm Stealing The Towels I'm The Slime I'm So Happy I Could Cry Ian Underwood Whips It Out If Only She Woulda If We'd All Been Living In California... In France In Your Mouth Inca Roads Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin It Can't Happen Here It Just Might Be a One - Shot Deal It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal Janet's Big Dance Number JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1 JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2 Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1 Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2 Jelly Roll Gum Drop Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk Jewish Princess Jezebel Boy Joe's Garage Joe's Garage Johnny Darling Jones Crusher Jumbo Go Away Just One More Time Kaiser Rolls Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour) Kangaroos Keep It Greasey Keep It Greasy Kenny's Booger Story King Kong Later That Night Latex Solar Beef Lemme Take You To The Beach Let's Make The Water Turn Black Let's Move To Cleveland Letter From Jeepers Library Card Like It Or Not Little Girl Of Mine Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Pon... Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce Little House I Used To Live In Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore ... Little Rubber Girl Lonely Little Girl Lonely Little Girl [Instrumental] Lonesome Cowboy Burt Lonesome Cowboy Nando Lonesome Electric Turkey Lost in a Whirlpool Louie Louie Love Of My Life Love of My Life [Alternative Version] Love Story Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Lumpy Gravy I Magdalena Magic Fingers Make A Sex Noise Man With The Woman Head Marqueson's Chicken Mary Lou Master Ringo Memories Of El Monte (1962) Meow Moggio Mom & Dad Mom & Dad Mom Dad Montana More Trouble Every Day Mother People Motherly Love Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat Mr. Green Genes Ms. Pinky MsPinky Mudd Club Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish) Muffin Man Murder By Numbers My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca... My Head? Mystery Roach N - Lite Nanook Rubs It Nasal Retentive Calliope Music Nig Biz No Not Now No Not Now (in album Thing-fish) No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve No, No Cherry Oh No On The Bus Our Bizarre Relationship Outside Now Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way) Packard Goose Panty Rap Peaches En Regalia Peaches III Penis Dimension Piano/Drum Duet Piano\/Drum Duet Pick Me, I'm Clean Pinocchio's Furniture Planet Of My Dreams Planet Of The Baritone Women Plastic People Po - Jama People Po-Jama People Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Porn Wars Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas... Progress? Prologue Promiscuous Proto - Minimalism Proto-Minimalism Punky's Whips Put A Little Motor In 'em Pygmy Twylyte Rat Tomago Redneck Eats Religious Superstition Return of The Hunch - Back Duke Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke Return of the Son of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Rhymin' Man Ride My Face to Chicago Right There Road Ladies Ronnie Sings? Ronnie's Booger Story Room Service Rubber Shirt Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme Ruthie - Ruthie Saliva Can Only Take So Much Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top San Ber'dino Satumaa Scrutinizer Postlude Scum Bag Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Semi-Fraudulent\/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Sex Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? Sharleena She Painted Up Her Face Shove It Right In Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More Sleep Dirt Sleeping In A Jar Smell My Beard Society Pages Sofa #1 Sofa #2 Soft - Sell Conclusion Soft-Sell Conclusion Someplace Else Right Now Son Of MrGreen Genes Son Of Orange County Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Soup 'n Old Clothes Spider Of Destiny St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast StAlfonzo s Pancake Breakfast Status Back Baby Stevie's Spanking Stick It Out Stick Together Stink Foot Stink-Foot Strictly Genteel (The Finale) Stuff Up The Cracks Suicide Chump Sy Borg T**ties & Beer Take Me Out To The Ball Game Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance Tears Began To Fall Teen - Age Prostitute Teen-Age Prostitute Teen-Age Wind Teenage Wind Telephone Conversation Tell Me You Love Me Tengo Na Minchia Tanta Texas Medley That Evil Prince That Would Be The End Of That The World's Greatest Sinner The 'Torchum' Never Stops The Air The Birth of Captain Beefheart The Black Page The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1 The Black Page Drum Solo\/Black Page #1 The Blackouts The Blue Light The Booger Man The Central Scrutinizer The Closer You Are The Crab - Grass Baby The Crab-Grass Baby The Dangerous Kitchen The Dead Girls Of London The Dick Kunc Story The Downtown Talent Scout The Duke Of Prunes The Duke Regains His Chops The Evil Prince The Florida Airport Tape The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth The Girl's Dream The Grand Wazoo The Groupie Routine The Gumbo Variations The Idiot Bastard Son The Illinois Enema Bandit The Jazz Discharge Party Hats The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts The Little March The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival The Mammy Nuns The Man From Utopia The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou The Massive Improve'lence The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis... The Motel Room The Mud Shark The Nancy & Mary Music The Nancy & Mary Music The Nancy Mary Music The Orange County Lumber Truck The Pigs' Music The Poodle Lecture The Radio Is Broken The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet The Sealed Tuna Bolero The Sheik Yerbouti Tango The Torture Never Stops The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha... The Uncle Meat Variations The Untouchables The Voice Of Cheese The White Boy Troubles The Worst Reviews Them Or Us Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of \ Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of \"Sinister Footwear\" Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Foo... They Made Me Eat It This Ain't CNN This Is All Wrong This Is Phaze I I I This is Phaze III This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) Tiger Roach Time Is Money Tink Walks Amok Tinseltown Rebellion Tiny Sick Tears Titties 'N' Beer Titties & Beer Titties & Beer Titties Beer Toads Of The Short Forest Transylvania Boogie Trouble Every Day Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M... Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S... Truck Driver Divorce Tryin' To Grow A Chin Tuna Fish Promenade Tush Tush Tush Twenty Small Cigars Uncle Bernie's Farm Uncle Remus Uncle Remus [Mix Outtake] Undaunted, The Band Plays On Underground Freak - Out Music Underground Freak-Out Music Valarie Valley Girl Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Prog... Very Distraughtening Village Of The Sun Watermelon In Easter Hay Watermelon In Eastern Hay We Are Not Alone We Can Shoot You We Gotta Get Into Something Real We're Turning Again Weasels Ripped My Flesh Wet T - Shirt Nite Wet T-Shirt Nite What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? What Kind Of Girl? What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning What's New In Baltimore? What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) When The Lie's So Big Where Is Johnny Velvet? Where's Our Equipment? Whippin' Post Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music... White Ugliness Who Are The Brain Police? Who Needs The Peace Corps? Who Needs the Peace Corps? [Instrumental] Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Why Don't You Like Me? Why Don'tcha Do Me Right? Why Johnny Can't Read Why Not? Wild Love Willie The Pimp Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta... Willie The Pimp Part One & Willie The Pimp Part Tw... Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station Wind Up Working In A Gas Station Wistful With a Fist - Full Wistful With A Fist-Full Won Ton On Wonderful Tattoo! Wonderful Wino Would You Go All The Way? Would You Like A Snack? Wowie Zowie WPLJ Xmas Values Ya Hozna Yo Cats Yo' Mama You Are What You Is You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish) You Call That Music? You Didn't Try To Call Me You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With ... You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With ... You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You! You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Your Mouth Zomby Woof Zoot Allures Zoot Allures [Instrumental]