Eddie, Are You Kidding
Frank Zappa

Eddie, are you kidding?nI've seen you on my TVnEddie, are you kidding?nThe people always ask menI saw your double knitsnI thought they were the pitsnYou threw it in a bagnAnd then you sent me home - -nWhat!?nEddie, are you kidding?nNo, no.nEddie, are you kidding?nNo, no.nEddie, are you teasingnAbout your rancid garments?nEddie, are you teasingnAbout your sixty tailors?nI'm coming over shortlynBecause I am a portlynYou promised you could fit menIn fifty Dollar suit - -nOhnEddie, are you kidding?nNo, no.nEddie, are you kidding?nNo, no.nnEddie, my friends ask me,nEddie, Eddie, are you kidding?nI wanna tell you something,nmy friends:nI am not kidding.nHere at Zachary AllnWe have sixty tailorsnIn the back room.nWe have the west's largestnSelections of portly's, regularsnLongs, extra longs, and cadets.nAnd my friends say to me: Eddie,nEddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?n(Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?)nAnd I tell them: I'll tell younSomething frankly, my friends - -nWhen the new double knits firstnCame out, I was not impressed.nBut as you can seenThese pants I'm wearingnAre double knit. They stretchnIn all the right places.nThey're most comfortable.nOur model Twiggy here will demostrate.nI have this lovely littlenSeersucker ... wait a minutennWHERE CAN I GO GARDENA?nAND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.nAND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONTnI NEED SOME THREADS TODAYnnI need the knitsnThe double knitsnI need the knitsnThey are the pitsnI need the knitsnThe double knitsnI'm coming over shortlynBecause I am a portlynYou promised you could fit menIn fifty Dollar suit - -nWhew!nEddie, are you kidding? No, no.nEddie, are you kidding? No, no.nEddie, are you kidding? No, no.nEddie, are you kidding me?nEddie, are you kidding me?nEddie, are you kidding me?nnNo, my friends, I'm not kidding,nRight here on the miracle milenWe have the west's largestnSelections of portly, regularnCadet, tall and long.nAnd not only that - -nMy brother Jake and Little EmilnAnd sixty tailors

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