I bought a lot of good weed
And a bottle of milk
A soggy eggshell
The phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine
'Cause I'm real laid back
My owl wore clothes
The zebra thinks he's half not black
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Caught your dog in my hut,
It's a well-known mutt
It took chicken from my fridge
As I was frying hot ducks
On a freezing night
It always liked to bite
Where's them boobies?
I wanna ice this cake
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
Who's gonna hoard dark water for days?
Can't be around dogs who fart all the time
Quit sneaking off and punching little orphan Brazilians
Hope you fall
On your burger and fries
The bullfrog hates you
I saw your friends
Drowning in blood
And I sold the wine to you
Guess I'll shave a beard with glue
Psychotic dog, psychotic dog
Psychotic dog, psychotic doggy
Gonna shave that beard with glue.
Beard With Glue
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