Magic Man
Bad Lip Reading

Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
I rescued 17 chickens one day
I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose
Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you

My life is a macaroni dream
Little white mouses crawl in my bed
I'm the Magic Man
For real though
I know karate and definitely used it on a
Low riding hobbit on my mountain
I said You know what, this ain't right
And then he farted
And I was like Damn, son, shit is rude
It's my mountain. You wanna pass gas you can go on home.

Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill.
Julian!
Why don't you go decorate a pie?

Aww naw, look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees!

I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space
The Magic Man, got a magic goose
No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain

This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy
And the bitch shot him two times, bang! On his mountain
And I had to break it to his son
We took a ring from the guy's finger
It brought us 200 bills
I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico

I ain't shoot anything
Man, that's crazy!
You looking for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi.

I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School
There's a gremlin walking on my sidewalk
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Micro-tape
True ninja.
Magic Man at the Magic School
Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars
I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose
Gang Fight!

My niece had a Shih Tzu
But she don't have it no more
It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump
Spank my wood
Till I bleed
Or so that I scream
Soufflé!
Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy
I wanna touch your booty
Flirt!
MILF!

I got a fluffy shirt.


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