Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back, rockin in my rockin'chair,
just sittin' there.
On the little back porch it's about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it, just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it
Some little friends come along with some two-string, one string
No string guitars (Hey Chris wanna jam?), and they plug
Them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their favorite
songs
And kickin back, feelin' real good, real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
And I just feel so good, you know I'm seventy years old and
I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw
And I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body fluid
goin' down
Little players comin' 'round, pluggin' in their instruments, feelin' good about
Themselves, singin' original songs, by the original masters
And I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old
chair
But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Back Porch [Live]
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5,500 Miles Back Porch Back Porch [Live][*] Bad Times Basketball Dream Boll Weevil [*][Demo Version] Boll Weevil [Live] Ca Plane Pour Moi (Plastic Bertrand cover) Ca Plane Pour Moi (Plastic Bertrand cover) Candy [*][Demo Version] Candy Cigarette [*] Custard Pie (Led Zeppelin cover) Deleter Dune Buggy [Live] Feather Pluckn [Live] French Girl Ghosts Are Everywhere Hot Carl Japan Kitty [*][Demo Version] Kitty [Clean Version] Ladies and Gentlemen, Pt. 1 Ladies and Gentlemen, Pt. 2 Ladybug Love Delicatessen Lump [*][Demo Version] Lump [4 Track Original] Lump [Live] Mach 5 [Live][*] Mixed Up S.O.B Mixed Up SOB More Bad Times Naked and Famous [Boston Demo][*] Naked and Famous [New York Demo][*] Nervous Breakdown (Black Flag cover) Puffy Little Shoes [*] Rot in the Sun Sharpen Up Those Fangs Shout It Out Loud So Lo So Hi Spoonman Stranger [*][Demo Version] Stranger [4 Track Original] Tiki God [Live] Tiki Lounge God Tiki Lounge God [*] Too Much Monkey Business Tremelo Blooz Truckstop on the Moon Twig [Semi Acoustic Version] Useless Crushes Video Killed the Radio Star [Album Version] Video Killed the Radio Star [Studio Version] Volcano [4 Track Original] Wake Up We Are Not Going to Make It
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