you never had rabies you never gained weightnyou never drank poison you watched what you atenyou never came home with a terrible scarnyou never so much as put a scratch on my carnyou never got measles you never got goutnyou never got dizzy you never fell outnyou never suggested we all play charades nyou never picked up any live hand grenadesnnyou twisted your ankle i carried younyou got a divorce so i married younyou fell off a cliff so i buried youni wish there were more bad times to see you thoughni wish there were more bad timesnnnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnI wish there were morennyou never lost contact you never leaked oilnyou never drank cleanser you never ate foilnyou never got hurt by sticks and stonesnyou never choked on any big chicken bonesnyou never got mauled by a mad baboonnyou never lost all the air in your balloonnyou never got poked in the eye with a sporknyou never got sick from all that left over porknnyou twisted your ankle i carried younyou got a divorce so i married younyou fell off a cliff so i buried youni wish there were more bad times to see you thoughni wish there were more bad timesnnso many things did go wrong nbut the list is not long enoughnnot enough bad things to fill up a songnnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnwish there were more bad timesnni'd rather gather your bones than mop up this messn( bad times)nscrub us all spotless and wreck our successn( bad times)ni was holding your hand when it fell on the floor n( bad times)nwhen you left you broke the knob on the doorn( bad times)nnI wish there were more