Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty on my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
Poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - luggin bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,
Rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,
Some little friends come along
With some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They's kickin' back feelin' real good,
Real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,
Everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
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5,500 Miles Back Porch [Live] Back Porch [Live][*] Bad Times Basketball Dream Boll Weevil [*][Demo Version] Boll Weevil [Live] Ca Plane Pour Moi (Plastic Bertrand cover) Ca Plane Pour Moi (Plastic Bertrand cover) Candy [*][Demo Version] Candy Cigarette [*] Custard Pie (Led Zeppelin cover) Deleter Dune Buggy [Live] Feather Pluckn [Live] French Girl Ghosts Are Everywhere Hot Carl Japan Kitty [*][Demo Version] Kitty [Clean Version] Ladies and Gentlemen, Pt. 1 Ladies and Gentlemen, Pt. 2 Ladybug Love Delicatessen Lump [*][Demo Version] Lump [4 Track Original] Lump [Live] Mach 5 [Live][*] Mixed Up S.O.B Mixed Up SOB More Bad Times Naked and Famous [Boston Demo][*] Naked and Famous [New York Demo][*] Nervous Breakdown (Black Flag cover) Puffy Little Shoes [*] Rot in the Sun Sharpen Up Those Fangs Shout It Out Loud So Lo So Hi Spoonman Stranger [*][Demo Version] Stranger [4 Track Original] Tiki God [Live] Tiki Lounge God Tiki Lounge God [*] Too Much Monkey Business Tremelo Blooz Truckstop on the Moon Twig [Semi Acoustic Version] Useless Crushes Video Killed the Radio Star [Album Version] Video Killed the Radio Star [Studio Version] Volcano [4 Track Original] Wake Up We Are Not Going to Make It
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