Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
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Albert Einstein
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown.
So take a seat Steve Oop! I see you brought your own.
Whatâ€™s with your voice? I canâ€™t frickin tell.
You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a Speak & Spell
Iâ€™ll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford
All your fans with be like: â€œum, that was Hawk-wardâ€
Iâ€™m as dope as two rappers You better be scared
Cause that means Albert E=MC squared

Stephen Hawking
Youâ€™ve got no idea what youâ€™re messing with here boy
I got 12 inch rims on my chair, thatâ€™s how I roll yâ€™all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
Iâ€™ll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind
Iâ€™m the best Iâ€™m the Snoop Dogg of Science
Iâ€™ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants

Albert Einstein
Iâ€™m a giant whose shoulders youâ€™d have stood on, if you can stand
Iâ€™ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You canâ€™t destroy matter or me, for serious
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

Steven Hawking
There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat with them mushroom clouds youâ€™re making
Iâ€™m about to bake raps from scratch, like Carl Segan
And while itâ€™s true That my work is based on you
Iâ€™m a super computer Youâ€™re like a TI-82, Oooh!

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