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Cat Accountant
Cheryl Wheeler

My cat accountant taps his furry head

His visor's green and all my numbers are red

His little lamp is burning all the time

And what is his used to be mine


His calculating is so round about

Einstein and Hawking couldn't figure it out

Bill Gates and Midas wouldn't make a dime

With my CPA feline


If you saw him on the street you'd never guess

What those pencils in his pocket sleeve are for

He may look soft and sweet but now hear this

He's a ruthless little cat entrepreneur

Bottom line and business to the core


He zips through my room in his racing car

He dips his beetles into caviar

He has his snowboards jetted in from France


And he busts a sag in Baggy black leather pants


If you're staying in a really nice hotel

And a white cat takes the table next to you

You will find his dining charges on your bill

With his room and tax and transportation too

And there will not be a thing that you can do


He is a tiger at the driving range

He keeps a locker at the stock exchange

Even his cell phone has a diamond ring

and all day long I hear it sing

Ca-ching ca-ching

Ca-ching ca-ching

Ca-ching ca-ching ca-ching


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