Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali
Epic Rap Battles of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

MICHAEL JORDAN

VERSUS

MUHAMMAD ALI

BEGIN

Michael Jordan:

Why don't you dodge this battle

like you did Vietnam

cause you got as much chance

of beating me as LeBron

I'm a flying machine

like the world has never seen

you can fight one man

I can drive through a whole team

I choke a dope

with his own jump rope

you'll get smoked when I flow

you Kentucky fried joke

used to float like a butterfly

sting like a bee

now you double dribble balls

that nobody can see

Muhammad Ali:

Here comes Jordan

big tongue wobbling

flying through the air

like a big dumb goblin

you're the only Bull

that's uglier than Rodman

messing with me is gambling

you got a problem

your whole basketball career

turned whack

when you came back a wizard

like Gandalf the Black

you should've kept you ugly sneakers

packed up on a shelf

stick to golf

you can keep the ball to yourself

I'm so pretty

my hands are so fast

I'll whup your face back

to your Hitler mustache

now your daddy got killed

and I feel for your family

but your baseball career

now that was a tragedy

Michael Jordan:

Man you make me sick

but I'm better with the flu

you should let the Fresh Prince

do your rapping for you

I would pass the mic to Pippen

but I'm not done scoring

stay all up in your grill

like my name was George Foreman

Muhammad Ali:

I saw you slapping Reggie Miller

boy what's wrong with you

you fight like the little girls

who make your Nike shoes

McDonalds and underpants

as corporate backers

you stay at the Ritz

cause you sold out to crackers

Michael Jordan:

So Cassius wants to talk about

cashing checks

I'll school you through you bug spray

off your Broadway play

over the Japanese dude

sitting on you face

hit nothing but net

you ain't seen nothing yet

man you needed a movement

cause you're so full of shit

I'm a better athlete

and a better MC

battle me two more times

watch me get a three peat

Muhammad Ali:

Beep beep

why don't you back up that trash

I'll leave you like Liston

flat on your ass

you need to bounce back

to North Carolina kid

cause your rapping sucks

more than Space Jam did

WHO WON

WHOSE NEXT

YOU DECIDE

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