it's friday night, I've got a datewith this vegan girl Kateeyou know I really like her stylesmile, styleoh, I love you, Katebut you've gone too faryou won't even sit in my brand new carit's got reclining bucket seatsand a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?is it my cozy leather seats?is it the covers made from sheep?ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walkwhat kind of guy do you think I am?you only take off your shoes when you're in JapanI bought this outfit just for youso what if they're suede?and now my jacket tooso what am I supposed to do?I'll freeze to death and catch the fluok, I'll do it just for youwe made it out and we had an ok timeI caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbiteshe said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull throughnext time we go out please just wear some different shoesI tried to fuck her and you know what happened thenshe said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skinso what's your problem?last friday night, you know I had a dateit was with this vegan girlI think her name was Kateif you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna scorejust eat some bark and acornsand she will like you more than me!
Lyrics by Guttermouth
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