Hey, how did everybody get in my room?it's saturday, another perfect daytill I hit the boardwalkheaded toward the peiryou're fucking gay!fuck you! get outta my way50,000 jack-offsall on rollerbladesgreased up dolphin shortswrist guards so it won't hurtyour mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeahbut until the day, you learn to surf or skatecollege jack o faggetsportin oakley blades yeahall on rollerbladescrash helmets to be safe, yeahwhoopie, it's fun to skateI'll do a figure 8watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairsoh gee, this is fun. Looks like I'd better run14 guys on skateboardswanna ollie off my head, yeahthis sport is so extremeyou roller disco queengo and do the hustleat the rollerwonderlandshe blades to shrink her thighsso she can justify2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheesepickles, onions, on a sesame seed bunneat, neat, I really think it's neatI'm stealing every trick off every skateboarder I meetneat, neat, I really think it's neatyou stupid fagget rollerbladers!rollerwonderlandcum-guzzlin fruitcakesI hope you break your handsrollerwonderlandcum-guzzlin fruit cakeI hope you break your fuckin neck!YOU STUPID ROLLERBLADER, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!
Lyrics by Guttermouth
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