Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeemingnQualities.nnOne, yeah!nOne, yeah!nOne, yeah!nYeahnnThat was your cue.nn[Chorus]nDon't abort that baby, that would be no fun,nLet the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one.nnDon't abort that baby, allow it to live,nThink of all the fun that little kid could give.nIf it is a boy, you can shred its teddy bear.nIf it is a girl, you can shave off all its hair.nTeach it obscene words when it's learning how to talk,nGet it fuckin' drunk when it's learning how to walk.nn[Chorus]nnBefore it goes to bed at night take away its breath,nTell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death.nDon't let it take a shower so its friends will not come near,nThen start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer.nIt doesn't really matter cause soon there'll be a war,nThat's all we really need those little bastards for.nn[Chorus]