Underage, in a foreign land
Come to think of it, it was Japan
Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen
Discovering machines that vend
I'd like to leave, not 'til I find
Machines that serve both beer and wine
Like an Irish man and a pot of gold
Or a four leaf clover for a twelve year-old
What then
What then
I scout for pigs, insert my yen
The good times, they can never end
I met a girl, don't ya' know
She took me for some coin-op blow
The Japanese work so damn hard
For me, it's mommy's credit card
I'll sleep all day in last night's clothes
Have a beer, powder my nose
What then
What then
Their beds are short, their toilets stink
Aki Bono, the ex-sumo king
Parades around in underwear
I'm far from home, but don't know where
The colors match so perfectly
Not to mention, temperly
Porcelain, topped off with pee
Traditional insanity
Their beds are short, their toilets stink
Aki Bono, the ex-sumo king
Parades around in underwear
I'm far from home, but don't know where
The beds are short are short
But, that's okay
We only use them to fornicate
If I knock her up
What then
I'm out of dodge with all her yen
As I mill around the lobby folks
The custom dictates you must smoke
With cancers and carcinogens
I need to find some air that's thin
My entire life I've lived this way
Like a vagabond, the punk rock way
Travel the globe and scream at kids
Fillin' water bottles up with piss
What then
What then
Their beds are short, their toilets stink
Aki Bono, the ex-sumo king
Parades around in underwear
I'm far from home, but don't know where
What Then
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\"Mark\" The Cubby Chaser/Newport Sweater Fat 1-2-3-4 1, 2, 3...SLAM! A Date With Destiny A Day at the office A Nice Place To Visit A Perfect World Abort Mission American Made Asshole Baker's Dozen BBB Big Pink Dress Black Enforcers Born In The USA Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army Bullshit Camp Fire Girl #62 Can I Borrow Some Ambition? Can't We All Just Get Along? Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes Carp Casserole of life Chaps My Hide Chicken Box Chug-A-Lug Night Con Especial Contagious Contribution Cram It Up Your Ass Derek Diamond Studded Bumble Bee Disneyland Do The Hustle Do You Like Waffles? Encyclopedia Brown End on 9 Flacidism Food for thought Food Storage Foot-Long Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteres... Gas Out Generous portions Ghost Ghost [*] Give me a gun God, Steve McQueen "The Work Song" God, Steve McQueen \"The Work Song\" Gods Kingdom Gold Good Friday Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Gusto High Balls Hit Machine Hot Dog To The Head Hypocrite I Have A Dream I Read It On A Bathroom Wall In Reno I saw the light I Won't See You In The Pit I'm Destroying The World I'm Punk Jack La Lanne Jamie's Petting Zoo Just A Fuck Lemon Water Lipstick Lock Down Looking Good Is All That Matters Looking Out For #1 Lucky The Donkey Marco Polo Marco Polo [*] Marks Ark Mr. Barbeque Musical Monkey My Chemical Imbalance My Girlfriend My Neighbor's Baby My Town No More No Such Thing No Such Thing [*] NRAA Oats Octopus Hairpiece Old Glory P.C. Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Pee In The Shower Perfect World Pot Power Up Primate Camp Race Track Room for Improvement Scholarship In Punk Season Second DUI Secure Horizons Sexual Abuse Shave The Planet She's Got The Look Sid Vicious Was Innocent Steak (The Underwater Version) Sucking Dick For Beer Surfs Up Asshole Teri Yakimoto That's Life The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard The Next Faux Mohican This Won't Hurt A Bit Thought provoking sonic device Ticket To Quebec Toilet Trinket trading, tick tooting, toothless, tired, t... Trinket Trading, Tick Toting, Toothless, Tired Tra... Twins Under My Skin Under the sea Up your bum Upside Down Space Cockroach Use you mind Vacation Veggicide Viva America Walk Of Shame Wasted Lives What If? What You Like About Me What's Gone Wrong What's The Big Deal? When Hell Freezes Over Where Was I? Whiskey Your Late
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